Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder

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NO!You've picked up a copy of Terry Denton's new book, THE GOLDEN UDDER.Big mistake!Now you are going to learn lots of things that you will never ever forget.Did you know?1

• Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder available on November 26 2016 from VitalSource for itemprop="offers" target="_external" title="" itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/Offer">9.51
  
• ISBN bar code 9781741764031 ξ1 registered May 22 2016
  
• Product category is Book

• Sku # 9781741764031
  

Udders are creatures from another dimension that float down to Earth and attach themselves to cows.2. Udders are really DANGEROUS.3. Udders cast off their skins every year - that's where rubber gloves come from.4. Man first landed on the moon in a very big metal udder.5. Your legs are on fire.6. On its maiden voyage the Titanic sank after it hit a huge frozen udder.7. There is a modulator from an Illudium P76 Terrain Vehicle next to the ice-cream in your fridge. (go and check)8. A Santa Gertrudin is a brand new choccie bar treat made out of recycle dog vomit.9. Your legs really are on fire. (have a look)10. Well, if your legs are not on fire, where's the smoke coming from then?11. AAARRRGGGGG!!!! My legs are on fire!!! Why didn't you tell me, you psycho!!!!

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