The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide

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It's good to be bad! You're not evil

• The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide available on June 13 2016 from VitalSource for itemprop="offers" target="_external" title="" itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/Offer">12.99
  
• ISBN bar code 9781599637860 ξ1 registered February 11 2016
  
• ISBN bar code 9781599637860 ξ2 registered June 13 2016
  
• Product category is Book

• Sku # 9781599637860
  

You're just...misunderstood. And you're in good company. In The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide, orcs, goblins, trolls, dark wizards--and on especially articulate dragon--serve as the perfect role models for aspiring evil-doers. Coveting that corner office? Crush the current opponent with your blood-thirsty Uruk-Hai army. Contemplating revenge on a past love? Blast him with a ball of fire--it's really the only sensible solution. Want that kid's cookie? Go ahead and take it. We won't tell. Inside you'll find: Advice on attacking, defeating, and cooking hobbits, elves, dwarves, and pesky white wizards. Philosophies of evil from various Middle-earth baddies, from balrogs and orcs to spiders and squirrels (yes, squirrels). Fashion advice for the well-dressed villain. Tried-and-true tips on spying, being sneaky, and preparing roast mutton from villains who know. So slip on your new ring of power (it really is quite beautiful, isn't it?) and curl up on the couch with your warg. The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide is the only compendium of evil you'll ever need to conquer all of life's challenges--and the world.

^ The Mordor The Mordor CollectiveThe Unofficial Middle-Earth Monster's Guide : Hunt Hobbits, Hoard Treasure, and Embrace Your Villainous Nature by The Mordor The Mordor Collective (2013, E-book) ISBN 9781599637860 (revised Oct 2016)
^ The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide VitalSource. ISBN 9781599637860 (revised Jun 2016)