Great product! In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer
^Matthew Inman, Oatmeal Staff5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and Other Useful Guides) by Oatmeal Staff and Matthew Inman (2011, Paperback)ISBN 9781449401160 (revised Aug 2016)
^The Oatmeal; Inman, Matthew (2014). 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), Andrews McMeel Publishing. BiggerBooks. ISBN 9781449401160 (revised Apr 2022)
^The Oatmeal (2011). 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), Andrews Mcmeel Publishing. Amazon. ISBN 9781449401160 (revised Feb 2016)
^5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth (and Other Useful Guides)Indigo. ISBN 9781449401160 (revised Feb 2016)
Until I read this book I didn't really have a reason to punch a dolphin in the mouth. It had always been more of a random and uncontrolled sort of response when I was within reach of one. But after reading Matthew's book, I can now justify my behavior to the dolphinarium authorities in five different ways.Seriously, Matthew Inman's sense of humor is way off center while always ringing true. You may not like every single strip (or "guide") but even if the captions d..
