Tax Relief Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

 ( Grocery Product ) 

• Tax Relief Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit available on February 26 2015 from Amazon for 36.99
  
• UPC bar code 783583356749 ξ1 registered February 26 2015
  
• Product category is Grocery
• Manufacturered by Jasper's Homebrew & Winemaking Supply
  

• Sku # 63550
  

Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 6.6%, Color 10 SRM, IBU 13, Original Gravity 1.057, Final Gravity 1.007 All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES! The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer. The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar. Who says paying taxes can't be rewarding? Okay, look, just because you've spend countless hours combining Lines 6b with 7e, destroying all productivity, and then having the pleasure of watching The Man spend your valued earnings on wonderful programs with the efficiency of running your dollars through a paper shredder, don't despair! Because at that precise moment when your head is about to explode, in steps Tax Relief Ale! Yes, Tax Relief Ale, with its alluring amber hue and effortless malty goodness, will diffuse that time bomb in your head and guide you back to the road of recovery. Yes, Tax Relief Ale, with its intertwined aroma of honey and noble hops, will deliver you afar from the madness of government waste and coddle you in the calm of this amber comfort beer. And if your hands get cold from gripping this frosty pint, just warm them over that flaming barrel where our government minders are burning our dollars for our comfort. Cheers!

^ Tax Relief Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit, Jasper's Homebrew & Winemaking Supply. Amazon. UPC 783583356749 (revised Feb 2015)