Ya Dats Gude Baltic Porter, Beer Making Extract Kit

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Ya Dats Gude Baltic Porter, Beer Making Extract Kit

• Ya Dats Gude Baltic Porter, Beer Making Extract Kit available on March 26 2017 from Amazon for 59.99
  
• UPC bar code 783583356015 ξ1 registered March 26 2017
  
• Product category is Grocery
• Manufacturered by Jasper's Homebrew & Winemaking Supply
  

Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 10.6%, Color 43 SRM, IBU 28, Original Gravity 1.099, Final Gravity 1.018 All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES! The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer. The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar. Okay, you're traveling to the Baltics and you need a language lesson. The situation: you're sitting with your fellow travelers in a pub, and you take a healthy swig of this substantial porter. Now, with grand expression, repeat after me: "Oh, ya, ve like dis very much! Ve vould like anudder and anudder!" Excellent, you're well on your way to speaking the local language, which is a skill you'll need for repeated samplings of this bountiful, black lager. For below your pint's impressively creamy and tan head, you'll experience the cavernous depths of multi-dimension darkness as worlds of flavor unravel, like the malty richness, tongue-tied roastiness, toffee-like caramel and a dark-fruit richness that is redolent of port wine and the tobacconist. Soon you'll be dancing in the streets, proclaiming, "My hovercraft is full of eels!" But first, before getting carried away, finish your lesson. Take another swig, stand on the bar top, and declare, "Ya, dats gude!"

^ Ya Dats Gude Baltic Porter, Beer Making Extract Kit, Jasper's Homebrew & Winemaking Supply. Amazon. UPC 783583356015 (revised Mar 2017)