No Spring For FrazerOops! Frazer's lost the spring from Captain Mainwaring's machine gun. Could be tricky if he's dropped it into Mr Blewitt's coffin...Mum's ArmyCaptain Mainwaring's recruiting women-folk to join the fight against the common foe Frazer's making a lot of noise about firm-bodied lassies with big strong thighs but it's the Captain who's about to make a fool of himself...Menace from the DeepGawd help Walmington-on-sea- the Home Guard is manning the machine gun post at the end of the pier Pike's lost the boat and the food Frazer can hear the cry of ancient mariners in the deep...and the Platoon is nearly blown to Kingdom come.When Did You Last See Your Money?It's business as usual at the bank... that is until Jones tries to pay a half pound of sausages into his account. Questions must be asked. Like just where is Jones' canteen money? could it be in Mr Blewitt's chicken? and how did Mr Blewitt manage to get such a big chicken anyway?The Honourable ManA relation of Sergeant Wilson has died which puts him on the outer fringes of the aristocracy - much to Mainwarings exasperation! When a hero of the Soviet Union arrives for an important ceremony in Walmington-on-sea Mainwaring reminds Wilson that three pips on a common shoulder are more prestigious than three stripes on an honourable arm.
