Are you belligerent, tetchy, and bigoted? Is being called "ill-informed and intolerant" a badge of honor rather than an insult? Do you go into fits of absolute apoplexy when you hear the words Eurozone, Ikea, and Caramel Macchiato? Are you confused and annoyed by muesli, multiculturalism, and women in the armed forces? Do you take great comfort in familiarity and find yourself saying, "Back in my day," "I remember when," and "Call that art?" Congratulations! You&rsquo..
