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True and So poignant, June 13, 2009
How to Live with a Huge Penis
No Synopsis Available How to Live with a Huge Penis : Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much available on November 09 2023 from BiggerBooks for 9.47I wasn't going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life!
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| Author: Daniel R. Dreifort "REVI.. | Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece. | 6 | |
| Author: D. Delaney "Esoterium" (.. | I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."Would totally buy again. | 7 | |
| Author: J. Clark - See all my r.. | I wasn't going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life! | 8 | |
